Designated driver jokes

A blonde woman is speeding down the highway and gets pulled over by a blonde cop, the cop goes up to the blonde's window and says "I need to see your license ma'am." The driver says she doesn't know what that is and the lady officer says "It's that little thing in your purse with your face in it." T read more. Sheng Wang: Designated Driver. I recently went out with my girlfriend. I decided she was going to be the designated driver but I did not bother to tell her about my decision. I just went ahead and got crazy sloppy -- 'cause actions speak louder than gibberish. #joke #short/ Bar Jokes - Designated Driver Jokes. Animal in Bar Jokes Bar Bet Jokes Bar Fight Jokes. Bar Trick Jokes Designated Driver Jokes Drunk Jokes. Hangover Jokes Introduction Jokes Singing in a Bar Jokes. Walks Into a Bar Others. Memory Test. Q: What are those things you blow on and make wishes? A: Breathalyzers.

Designated Driver One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Designated Driver Jokes. A man brought his chemist friend to the bar for a drink with the other friends. When asked what he wanted, the chemist decided that since she's the designated driver, she'll order water. "I'll have some H20, please!" the chemist said, with the man replying "I'll have some H20 too!". Here's an idea. Why not combine the designated driver and the designated hitter, so that after the 7th inning the DH drives all the drunk fans home.

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